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  1. I have no immediate plans to break up with you so happy valentine's day
  1. I hope this smells better than the shit I put you through
  1. I hope your father's day is as fun as your life was before kids
  1. I hope your new neighbors aren't serial killers
  1. I just fucking love you
  1. I know I can be a pain in the ass sometimes but I get that from you
  1. I know I'm a handful but that's why you have two hands
  1. I like my boys bad
  1. I like your butt
  1. I lit the black flame candle
  1. I love Fall
  1. I love fall most of all
  1. I love fall most of all
  1. I love you
  1. I love you because you're exactly like me and I'm the best
  1. I love you for your personality but that dick is a huge bonus
  1. I love you more today
  1. I love you more today than yesterday but not as much as tomorrow
  1. I love you more today than yesterday but not as much as tomorrow
  1. I love you to the moon and back
  1. I love you to the north pole and back
  1. I love your halloweenie
  1. I miss you so effin much
  1. I smell children