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You're welcome! https://theperfectmatchshop.com/en-it/products/bunny-bowls 2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/8398/3450/files/6C7479C0-1176-49F5-A51C-861C1397B690.jpg?v=1742485196 Bunny Bowls https://theperfectmatchshop.com/en-it/products/being-my-mom-is-the-only-gift-you-need 2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/8398/3450/files/616E7AAB-A06E-4202-8752-377F835A5568.jpg?v=1740157762 Being my mother is the only gift you need https://theperfectmatchshop.com/en-it/products/dear-mom 2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/8398/3450/files/1022BD30-5B73-463E-B00B-542C8E3D95BA.jpg?v=1740621191 Dear Mom https://theperfectmatchshop.com/en-it/products/dear-dad 2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/8398/3450/files/EF5BBCE8-B32E-48A6-BA30-A1830422E195.jpg?v=1740621495 Dear Dad https://theperfectmatchshop.com/en-it/products/everything-i-touch-turns-to-sold-realtor-candle 2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/8398/3450/files/7814D27D-56B3-4795-837D-2EF39980225C.jpg?v=1740621213 Everything I touch turns to sold REALTOR candle https://theperfectmatchshop.com/en-it/products/what-like-its-hard 2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/8398/3450/files/B820D261-43DC-4633-958D-FA7062D6113F.jpg?v=1740621318 What, like it's hard? https://theperfectmatchshop.com/en-it/products/turns-out-youre-a-lot-smarter-than-you-look 2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/8398/3450/files/A1DAFAFE-AE24-4C84-A2D8-16759776C469.jpg?v=1740621935 Turns out you're a lot smarter than you look https://theperfectmatchshop.com/en-it/products/mom-you-were-right-about-a-lot-of-sh-t-censored-version 2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/8398/3450/files/1FAE8453-7AAC-44F5-8EB0-75BDDD4889C2.jpg?v=1740101279 Mom you were right about a lot of sh*t (CENSORED version) https://theperfectmatchshop.com/en-it/products/look-at-you-becoming-a-nurse-shit 2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/8398/3450/files/DFDDDE3A-5EE3-4D39-B17D-D0FF3DE613FA.jpg?v=1740102181 Look at you becoming a nurse & shit https://theperfectmatchshop.com/en-it/products/nurse-because-badass-life-saver-isnt-an-official-job-title 2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/8398/3450/products/IMG_4912.jpg?v=1740100177 Nurse because badass life saver isn't an official job title https://theperfectmatchshop.com/en-it/products/aint-no-momma-like-the-one-i-got 2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/8398/3450/products/image0_2.jpg?v=1740100166 Ain't no momma like the one I got https://theperfectmatchshop.com/en-it/products/your-face-looks-best-in-between-my-legs 2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/8398/3450/files/7B7B35B5-900A-44F7-BF72-3141239CCF90.jpg?v=1740103257 Your face looks best in between my legs https://theperfectmatchshop.com/en-it/products/thanks-for-making-existing-suck-less 2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/8398/3450/files/FED9377E-E01C-4559-A6E4-3018BBAF0208.jpg?v=1740620829 Thanks for making existing suck less https://theperfectmatchshop.com/en-it/products/i-hope-your-new-home-isnt-haunted 2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/8398/3450/files/37375429-C4B8-45A0-9C10-B33EA2A696E1.jpg?v=1740620785 I hope your new neighbors aren't serial killers https://theperfectmatchshop.com/en-it/products/mom-thanks-for-working-hard-raising-me-well-so-i-could-raise-my-cats 2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/8398/3450/files/CB37B298-1CB3-413C-8724-88809872FAFE.jpg?v=1740621348 Mom thanks for working hard & raising me well so I could raise my cats https://theperfectmatchshop.com/en-it/products/im-so-happy-we-get-to-grow-old-together-and-that-you-have-a-head-start 2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/8398/3450/files/C685D9D1-4645-47FC-B880-BE2F72F78DB1.jpg?v=1740158295 I'm so happy we get to grow old together and that you have a head start https://theperfectmatchshop.com/en-it/products/smells-like-its-not-your-problem-anymore-happy-retirement 2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/8398/3450/files/EFB108A5-2A96-4A09-88B8-39013ED6721C.jpg?v=1740102096 Smells like it's not your problem anymore. Happy retirement! https://theperfectmatchshop.com/en-it/products/mom-thanks-for-sharing-your-dna-now-were-both-bitches 2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/8398/3450/files/760ACADF-2217-4405-869F-01A26E617DEC.jpg?v=1740159840 Mom thank you for sharing your DNA now we're both bitches https://theperfectmatchshop.com/en-it/products/its-not-easy-being-a-mom-if-it-were-easy-fathers-would-do-it-betty-white 2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/8398/3450/files/IMG_6861.jpg?v=1740100173 "It's not easy being a mom. If it were easy, fathers would do it" -Betty White https://theperfectmatchshop.com/en-it/products/man-candle-just-add-fire 2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/8398/3450/files/image0_11.jpg?v=1740100159 Man candle Just add fire https://theperfectmatchshop.com/en-it/products/dads-last-nerve 2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/8398/3450/files/46D365AA-246B-408F-827E-F43264E9F2EB.jpg?v=1740621782 Dads last nerve https://theperfectmatchshop.com/en-it/products/we-have-the-perfect-father-daughter-relationship 2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/8398/3450/files/IMG_8210.jpg?v=1740100167 We have the perfect Father Daughter relationship https://theperfectmatchshop.com/en-it/products/dad-thanks-for-sharing-your-dna-now-were-both-awesome 2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/8398/3450/files/IMG_8211.jpg?v=1740100174 Dad thanks for sharing your DNA now we're both awesome https://theperfectmatchshop.com/en-it/products/dad-you-were-right-about-a-lot-of-shit 2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/8398/3450/files/A2CDB1F9-8FE8-4C6A-BDDA-21BD32D2CF91.jpg?v=1740159295 Dad you were right about a lot of shit https://theperfectmatchshop.com/en-it/products/dad-thanks-for-putting-up-with-my-brother 2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/8398/3450/files/IMG_8218.jpg?v=1740100164 Dad thanks for putting up with my brother https://theperfectmatchshop.com/en-it/products/light-when-dad-farts 2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/8398/3450/files/IMG_8221.jpg?v=1740100160 Light when dad farts https://theperfectmatchshop.com/en-it/products/sorry-i-was-such-a-bitch-in-my-teens 2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/8398/3450/files/IMG_7342.jpg?v=1740100176 Sorry I was such a bitch in my teens https://theperfectmatchshop.com/en-it/products/good-job-dad-i-turned-out-great 2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/8398/3450/files/IMG_7341.jpg?v=1740100161 Good job dad, I turned out great! https://theperfectmatchshop.com/en-it/products/happy-fathers-day-from-your-favorite-pain-in-the-ass 2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/8398/3450/files/IMG_7344.jpg?v=1740100159 Happy father's day from your favorite pain in the ass https://theperfectmatchshop.com/en-it/products/dad-i-love-you-and-i-promise-to-always-be-your-financial-burden 2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/8398/3450/files/IMG_7348.jpg?v=1740100176 Dad I love you and I promise to always be your financial burden https://theperfectmatchshop.com/en-it/products/your-dad-jokes-stink-unlike-this-candle 2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/8398/3450/files/IMG_7349.jpg?v=1740100174 Your dad jokes stink unlike this candle https://theperfectmatchshop.com/en-it/products/theres-no-one-else-id-rather-raise-asshole-kids-with 2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/8398/3450/files/IMG_7350.jpg?v=1740100171 There's no one else I'd rather raise asshole kids with https://theperfectmatchshop.com/en-it/products/since-you-got-your-degree-and-you-know-every-fucking-thing 2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/8398/3450/files/IMG_8213.jpg?v=1740100159 Since you got your degree and you know every-fucking-thing https://theperfectmatchshop.com/en-it/products/i-like-my-boys-bad 2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/8398/3450/files/IMG_0301.jpg?v=1740100175 I like my boys bad https://theperfectmatchshop.com/en-it/products/i-bet-i-could-make-you-scream 2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/8398/3450/files/IMG_0298.jpg?v=1740100177 I bet I could make you scream 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Black Sea https://theperfectmatchshop.com/en-it/products/cinnamon-sugar-donut 2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/8398/3450/files/2030BBFB-F9EC-4EFA-BB65-1CD45B6FEB07.jpg?v=1759361076 Cinnamon Sugar Donut https://theperfectmatchshop.com/en-it/products/cranberry-apple 2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/8398/3450/files/AD471471-E13D-4BCF-96C1-6C7051EC010E.jpg?v=1759360541 Cranberry Apple https://theperfectmatchshop.com/en-it/products/frosted-juniper 2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/8398/3450/files/624DC556-2639-4CC0-9BD9-19DC485D0B1B.jpg?v=1759360524 Frosted Juniper https://theperfectmatchshop.com/en-it/products/fruity-pebbles 2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/8398/3450/files/2550DAD1-70F0-413C-B4EC-248F01FB7B6A.jpg?v=1759360499 Fruity Pebbles https://theperfectmatchshop.com/en-it/products/lavender 2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily 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Smells like you fucking graduated https://theperfectmatchshop.com/en-it/products/a-hug-in-a-jar 2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/8398/3450/files/79D28995-3E82-4676-8813-CC12174A9484.jpg?v=1740159784 A hug in a jar https://theperfectmatchshop.com/en-it/products/smells-like-your-thirties-are-over 2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/8398/3450/files/9072B0D1-BF68-4010-8BEE-FA5818405701.jpg?v=1761414070 Smells like your thirties are over https://theperfectmatchshop.com/en-it/products/you-dont-look-a-day-over-fine-as-fuck-happy-birthday 2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/8398/3450/files/483177F5-0AAC-46D6-8092-5DBAAE8CBAE4.jpg?v=1740159972 You don't look a day over fine as fuck. 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2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/8398/3450/files/Untitleddesign_38.png?v=1768764602 Smells like world's best Godmother https://theperfectmatchshop.com/en-it/products/smells-like-our-first-valentines-day 2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/8398/3450/files/Untitleddesign_36.png?v=1768764678 Smells like our first valentine's day https://theperfectmatchshop.com/en-it/products/light-me-for-a-massage 2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/8398/3450/files/Untitleddesign_42.png?v=1768764775 Light me for a massage https://theperfectmatchshop.com/en-it/products/baby-making-candle 2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/8398/3450/files/Untitleddesign_43.png?v=1768764846 Baby making candle https://theperfectmatchshop.com/en-it/products/smells-like-this-bitch-can-bake 2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily 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2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/8398/3450/files/LEASTANNO.jpg?v=1774400582 Happy mother's day from your least annoying child https://theperfectmatchshop.com/en-it/products/in-my-mom-era 2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/8398/3450/files/MOMERA.jpg?v=1774400624 In my mom era https://theperfectmatchshop.com/en-it/products/its-giving-hot-mom 2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/8398/3450/files/hotmomf.jpg?v=1774400663 It's giving hot mom https://theperfectmatchshop.com/en-it/products/smells-like-a-hot-mom 2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/8398/3450/files/HOTMOM.jpg?v=1774400693 Smells like a hot mom https://theperfectmatchshop.com/en-it/products/in-my-girl-mom-era 2026-07-26T14:21:22-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/8398/3450/files/GIRLMOM.jpg?v=1774400757 In my girl mom era 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