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Valentine's Day

  1. I love you for your personality but that dick is a huge bonus
  1. I hope this smells better than the shit I put you through
  1. Light me for a blowjob
  1. Light when you want me naked
  1. I just fucking love you
  1. I love you to the moon and back
  1. Calm the fuck down
  1. I love you more today than yesterday but not as much as tomorrow
  1. You're my favorite
  1. Light when you want boobies