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Valentine's Day

  1. I hope this smells better than the shit I put you through
  1. I love you for your personality but that dick is a huge bonus
  1. Light me for a blowjob
  1. Light when you want me naked
  1. I just fucking love you
  1. I love you to the moon and back
  1. Calm the fuck down
  1. Light when you want boobies
  1. You're my favorite
  1. I love you more today than yesterday but not as much as tomorrow
  1. You're the best boyfriend. Keep that shit up
  1. You're the best girlfriend. Keep that shit up
  1. Let's stay home