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Anniversary

  1. Thanks for all the orgasms
  1. I love you for your personality but that dick is a huge bonus
  1. Light when you want me naked
  1. Light me for a blowjob
  1. Let's stay home
  1. Life would succ without you
  1. I miss you so effin much
  1. Married as fuck