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Valentine's Day

  1. Light when you want me naked
  1. I hope this smells better than the shit I put you through
  1. I love you for your personality but that dick is a huge bonus
  1. Light me for a blowjob
  1. I just fucking love you
  1. I love you to the moon and back
  1. Light when you want boobies
  1. You're my favorite
  1. Calm the fuck down
  1. Let's stay home
  1. You're the best boyfriend. Keep that shit up
  1. I love you more today than yesterday but not as much as tomorrow
  1. Will you be my Valentine?
  1. You're the best girlfriend. Keep that shit up
  1. Life would succ without you
  1. Some Bunny loves you
  1. Best Grandma Ever
  1. Your face looks best in between my legs
  1. You're my favorite person to over react with
  1. I miss you so effin much
  1. I love you
  1. You're the best husband. Keep that shit up
  1. You're the best wife. Keep that shit up
  1. I wish I could have met you sooner so I could love you longer