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Christmas

  1. You're like really hard to shop for
  1. New Year, Same Me
  1. Cookies aren't the only thing I put out for Santa
  1. December 25th
  1. The Elf is always watching
  1. Santa doesn't believe in you either
  1. There's room for everyone on the nice list. Except you
  1. It's hard to buy you something for Christmas when you got everything you ever wanted when you married me
  1. What do santa & my wife have in common? They both only come once a year
  1. The only package I want for Christmas is yours
  1. Apple of my eye
  1. Meet me under the mistletoe
  1. Merry Xmas
  1. Have a holly jolly Christmas
  1. Hung like a stocking
  1. Santa, it's a long story
  1. Dear Santa I am nice until proven naughty
  1. Dear Santa, before I explain how much do you already know?
  1. Forever on the naughty list
  1. The kitchen's fucking closed