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For your lovers

  1. I hope this smells better than the shit I put you through
  1. Thanks for all the orgasms
  1. I just fucking love you
  1. I love you to the moon and back
  1. Calm the fuck down
  1. Light me for a blowjob
  1. I love you more today than yesterday but not as much as tomorrow
  1. You're the best boyfriend. Keep that shit up
  1. Married as fuck
  1. You're the best husband. Keep that shit up
  1. Let's stay home
  1. Life would succ without you
  1. You're the best thing that's ever happened to my vagina