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Light when you want boobies
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Light when you want boobies

From $ 230.38

Light me for some head
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Light me for some head

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Shove a pumpkin up my ass and call me spooky (Black label)
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Shove a pumpkin up my ass and call me spooky (Black label)

From $ 230.38

I wish I could take your pain away and give it to someone we both hate
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I wish I could take your pain away and give it to someone we both hate

From $ 230.38

You're the best thing that's ever happened to my vagina
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You're the best thing that's ever happened to my vagina

From $ 230.38

I'm sorry you had to raise my brother
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I'm sorry you had to raise my brother

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You're my favorite
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You're my favorite

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Being my brother is the only gift you need
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Being my brother is the only gift you need

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Don't fuck up the kitchen
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Don't fuck up the kitchen

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A wise woman once said "fuck this shit" and lived happily ever after
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A wise woman once said "fuck this shit" and lived happily ever after

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My last fuck
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My last fuck

From $ 230.38

100% Soy Wax

No paraffin, no phthalates, no parabens. Just 100% soy wax to give you the cleanest burning candle you can feel good about bringing into your home.

Scents you'll love

Our fragrances are phthalate-free, paraben-free, and free of formaldehyde. In addition to that, they are also Prop 65-compliant and adhere to the strict RIFM and IFRA standards regarding fragrance safety.

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Our customers back us with over 27,000+ 5-star reviews on our Etsy alone! That's a lot of stars!