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Valentine's Day

  1. Light when you want me naked
  1. I hope this smells better than the shit I put you through
  1. I love you for your personality but that dick is a huge bonus
  1. Light me for a blowjob
  1. I just fucking love you
  1. I love you to the moon and back
  1. Light when you want boobies
  1. You're my favorite
  1. Calm the fuck down
  1. Let's stay home
  1. I love you more today than yesterday but not as much as tomorrow
  1. You're the best boyfriend. Keep that shit up
  1. Your face looks best in between my legs
  1. You're the best girlfriend. Keep that shit up
  1. Some Bunny loves you
  1. Will you be my Valentine?
  1. Life would succ without you
  1. I love you
  1. You're my favorite person to over react with
  1. Best Grandma Ever
  1. I miss you so effin much
  1. You're the best wife. Keep that shit up
  1. Let's Snuggle
  1. You're the best husband. Keep that shit up