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  1. I hope this smells better than the shit I put you through
    I hope this smells better than the shit I put you through from $17.67
  1. Big Daddy Pumpkin
    Big Daddy Pumpkin $95.15
  1. My favorite kid got me this
    My favorite kid got me this from $17.67
  1. I love you to the moon and back
    I love you to the moon and back from $17.67
  1. I'm sorry you had to raise my brother
    I'm sorry you had to raise my brother from $17.67
  1. I'm sorry you had to raise my sister
    I'm sorry you had to raise my sister from $17.67
  1. Mama Pumpkin
    Mama Pumpkin $54.37
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  1. Dad Life's hard but at least your children aren't ugly
    Dad Life's hard but at least your children aren't ugly from $17.67
  1. Life would succ without you
    Life would succ without you from $17.67