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Light for butt stuff
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Light for butt stuff

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Someone's getting lucky tonight
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Someone's getting lucky tonight

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I tolerate you
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I tolerate you

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Light me for a massage
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Light me for a massage

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life is hard but at least your girlfriend isn't ugly
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life is hard but at least your girlfriend isn't ugly

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A hug in a jar
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A hug in a jar

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Best Grandpa Ever
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Best Grandpa Ever

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Baby making candle
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Baby making candle

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Don't fuck up the kitchen
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Don't fuck up the kitchen

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My last fuck
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My last fuck

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100% Soy Wax

No paraffin, no phthalates, no parabens. Just 100% soy wax to give you the cleanest burning candle you can feel good about bringing into your home.

Scents you'll love

Our fragrances are phthalate-free, paraben-free, and free of formaldehyde. In addition to that, they are also Prop 65-compliant and adhere to the strict RIFM and IFRA standards regarding fragrance safety.

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Our customers back us with over 27,000+ 5-star reviews on our Etsy alone! That's a lot of stars!