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Valentine's Day

  1. I hope this smells better than the shit I put you through
  1. I love you for your personality but that dick is a huge bonus
  1. Light me for a blowjob
  1. I just fucking love you
  1. I love you to the moon and back
  1. Calm the fuck down
  1. I love you more today than yesterday but not as much as tomorrow
  1. Let's stay home
  1. Light when you want boobies
  1. You're my favorite
  1. You're the best girlfriend. Keep that shit up